I know you'll find this hard to believe, but the rightwing blogosphere is just outraged, outraged about bridge players using signs. The noise level leads me to believe that the follow-on story will feature a certain New York real estate magnate suing the players for invoking his name during bidding without paying royalties.
Thank goodness there's a reasonable conservative around when you need one. Jon Swift nails it, once again.
Be sure to note the email response posted as an update. Is it possible that no one on the right knows the meaning of the word satire?