... are furiously hitting Ctrl-r, Ctrl-r, dammit, CTRL-SHIFT-R on your favorite sites, dying to know what's going on in NY-23 or (FSM help us) New Jersey, I am here to steer you to some of the good stuff -- political crack, Indiana-style. Pistol-whipping and porn!
See Mr. Riley. Tell him I sent you, it's cool. (Alt. route.)
P.S. You might be wondering about his post title. See the previous one, and read the comments maybe even, for a little help.