In case it's not obvious what's going on above, you are being invited by Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and the National Rifle Association to come to a party!
You will get to hear Texas Governor Rick Perry's favorite guitar-warrior-hero, Ted Nugent!
(Perhaps he will play some cuts from his new album, Nuge Will Show Ya How To Treat The Ladies? We can hope!)
Plus this escapee from the People's Socialist Dystopia of Taxachusetts,
Mitt Romney Jo Dee Messina!
And don't forget to bring plenty of
Bud Light Lime ammunition, for freedom!