In order to get this Great Nation Back On Track, we're gonna need ... Priorities!
Apparently, wanking over earmarks and trying to cut the last eight cents the government gives NPR wasn't picayune enough, so the Number One and Number Two Republicans in the United States House of Representatives are now Very Concerned about?
Works of art that offend no one but wingnuts who spend their every waking hour searching for things to be offended by. Srsly.