In news that will come as a shock to almost no one, ...
The show will also feature two of her friends, Kyle and Christopher Massey. Ms. Palin was a contestant on “Dancing With the Stars” with Kyle Massey, an actor, last year, and since then the three have become “best friends,” according to the channel, so much so that she will live with them in L.A.
Do my old stomping grounds now face a threat worse than the San Andreas Fault?
Ken Layne thinks so! Upon being forced to learn this news, your chief Wonkette moaned, "Wouldn’t it be fun to destroy your television with your computer?"
But I dunno. Be optimistic! Maybe being immersed in Hollywood will turn her into a flaming liberal! And her mother will disown her!
(That will be Season 2, actually.)
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