Friday, April 06, 2012

Don't retreat! Reload!

BREAKING:

Giacinto “Gino” Paoletti is Bristol Palin's new boyfriend.

Not only that, but Gino, a former high school classmate, is the ex of Levi Johnston's sister, Mercede Johnston! [...]

"She may have everyone else fooled, but Bristol gets around," Mercede told Star in an exclusive interview …

Bristol is apparently living with this new BF, which is being spun by Palin defenders as a "trial marriage." And don't go yelling Hypocrite! the next time Bristol takes money to give some canned speech on abstinence, because according to Elisabeth Hasselbeck (aka the only woman in America too dumb to get the middle spot on the couch on Fox & Friends), these two youngsters will live together AND remain celibate, and there is such a thing as "born-again virginity," also.

2 comments:

Ben said...

There's such a thing as born yesterday stupidity too. That's what you need in order to believe the Palin camp.

Brendan Keefe said...

Heh, yes. But in their defense, if that is the right way to put it, most wingnuts who leap to the Palins' defense don't stop to think whether they believe what they're defending. It's just pure tribalism: The LIEBRULS are attacking St. Sarah!!!1! To the ramparts!!!1!

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