Thursday, June 14, 2012

How not to get me to read your spam

The subject line:

Tim Russert's sex scandal exposed at funeral


Substance McGravitas said...

I'm kind of interested. Goats? Wetsuits?

M. Bouffant said...

Yeah, I'd click that. Have you gotten the one from the FBI, which is about to arrest you unless ...?

Brendan Keefe said...

All right. You two have persuaded me.

But still, I'd rather it be a Sadly post.

And no, MB, no word yet from the FBI. Spammers' view of me is that I crave knock-off watches and spend the rest of my time worrying about size matters.

Ocean said...


My ads are about losing weight, losing wrinkles, getting men to love me, and the most recent, becoming a pastoral counselor. I guess they figured that if the former group fails, the latter will do.