From an email announcing the acquisition of Company A by Company B, wherein Company B seeks to reassure customers of Company A that they're not going to be evil:
Just think of us as your mom’s new husband.
Not saying this is bad. (I actually think it's good.) Just gave me a bit of a start, is all.
Take it away, Flogging Molly ...
[Added} Just saw a cell service provider's commercial, advertising their rates as "stupid cheap."