Apparently, David Letterman's advertisers are sticking with him.
Let's see … something else … oh, yeah …
Will this cause a certain amount of rapid cranial expansion among the hand-tightenable threaded fastener community? I don't doubt it. Seems a bit early yet, but over at Newsbusters, Tim Graham, "Director of Media Analysis" at the "Media Research Center," has already hopped to, bracketing a blockquote announcing the President's surprise win with this opening …
Breaking, from the AP at 5:19 AM: if Al Gore can win the Nobel Peace Prize for just being liberal, why not Barack Obama? This is not a joke, apparently:
… and this closing:
My first thought? These people really, really hate George W. Bush.
Brent Bozell-induced paranoia ferreting-out skills we've saluted before, was most recently seen howling about the liberal bias of some newspaper because "Red Dawn" was not mentioned until the twenty-somethingth paragraph of Patrick Swayze's obituary. No, really.
Anyway, congratulations, Mr. President. Keep up the good work.