Showing posts with label chuck norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chuck norris. Show all posts

Monday, December 06, 2010

Pull the lever, Conan!

Jack Stuef calls attention to that guy best known for getting his ass kicked thirty-five years ago by some small Chinese person, who these days is a regular columnist at WingNutDaily, who has posted another in an endless series of screeds about our godless Kenyan overlord and his godless minions:

Chuck Norris: Atheist National Park Service Sullying Founding Fathers

Because I can never get enough of arguments about why the only way Chuck Norris's fundamentalist butthurt -- "it alarms me when omissions are exclusively divine and so easily exit [sic] and are excused by the U.S. supreme leader," "the National Park Service guide leading their group blurted out five unbelievable lies and distortions about our founders' religious beliefs and history, with school-aged children present as well in the room," etc. -- can be salved is by jamming the Bible down the throat of every public school student in America, I clicked on over. There at the bottom was the real comedy:

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Cool! Fleecing the True Believers by copying, pasting, and packaging a bunch of stuff available for free all over the Internet! St. Sarah would be proud. Let's click that "Order" link:

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Good thing no one ever was naive enough in the past to propose the concept of "Peak Wingnut."

Chuck Norris, furiously typingBecause Chuck Norris has just written a four-part exposé of Barack Obama's seekrit hatred of the Boy Scouts, and published it on WorldNetDaily.

Jack Stuef has links and excerpts, as well as that great GIF.

On a related note, you must watch at least the first minute of this video: "The Best Walker Texas Ranger Lever Moment."

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Staying Just Ahead of Chuck Norris in the Washed-up Celebrity Wingnut Marathon

Pat Boone, whom we've looked upon with a mixture of amusement and nausea before, is now a Birther, a full-fledged member of the Cult of the COLB.

(Certificate Of Live Birth, for you nOObz.)

Among other things, he actually says, "… a widely known and experienced investigator, Dr. Jerome Corsi …" Yeah, that Jerome Corsi.

This is the dumbest thing I've read all week. Except for that other wingnut, James Cashill, who keeps his "sources" anonymous because of "[t]he media punishment that Joe the Plumber received …"

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Sure, we all make jokes about pitchforks ...

... but you know what really rich hedge fund guys are most scared of?

Anonymous Internet commenters!

You must visit that link just to see the funny picture of Chuck Norris typing.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Pen Blog is Mightier than the Sword Roundhouse Kick

Bad enough that Chuck Norris campaigned for Mike Huckabee, but who knew he was so far gone that he's been posting on Clownhall.com? Fortunately, the good people at Whiskey Fire are on the case:

I agree about the "losing our minds" thing; for instance, I am right now reading Chuck Norris' thoughts on politics. That's proof of something right there.

Get your RDA of snark by reading the whole thing.

(h/t: Roger Ailes)

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