Showing posts with label bachmannia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bachmannia. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

McCain spanks Bachmann on floor of Senate

Well, metaphorically. And not by name. And in a sloppy reading monotone kind of way. And, as Rebecca Schoenkopf notes, this, sadly, amounts lately to "one of his biannual decency jags."

But still, he deserves props for doing it. It's not like anyone else in his party would, after all. So take a few minutes to listen.


Update

2022-08-25 Video no longer available. Sorry.


Saturday, December 31, 2011

I hate to say I told you so, BUT

Headline, reading in part,

When the best you can say about your current status is, hey, at least I did better than Michele Bachmann, I think you don't even have Joementum.

Picture of Romney and Gingrich, caption: Pick one or pick neither ← An ad accompanying the article just added to the lulz. If you've spent any time reading political websites this past decade, you'll recognize it as an obvious piece of Newsmax (slogan: "We are 1%! (less wingnutty than WorldNewsDaily)" clickbait. However, I think for once we can all agree on choice (c).

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

"Lying or stupid?" is never easy to decide upon with Michele Bachmann

You know, all of these kind of questions really aren’t about what people are concerned about right now.

You mean, besides all the people who constitute your base, amirite?

But on a more hopeful note, as I noted elsewhere, "David Gregory challenged Republican presidential hopeful..." is a phrase all too rarely seen. Who knows, the new year is just around the corner …

I know, I know. You're thinking, I see someone got into the champagne a little early.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Bachmann: "It is loaded with unbelievably outrageous pork ..."

It's not quite Willard in the fudge factory, but just in case we ever get tired of the bat boy picture …

Michele Bachmann about to take the first bite of an enormous hotdog of some kind.(embiggen)

(pic via Scabby The Rat | post title via PolitiFact)

Monday, November 14, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Let's Get Scared

I had to stop reading Kevin Drum's "Tonight's Debate Highlights" when I came across this:

Rick Perry echoes Sarah Palin's explanation of her military experience:

Republican candidates were less terrifying when they were only saying "oops."

[Added] Also, from Herself with the crazy eyes:

"The table is being set for a worldwide nuclear war with Israel."

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Mounting evidence

Or, at least another one for the collection.

Another picture of Bat Girl Bachmann

Previously:

Bat Girl Bachmann and Bat Boy

(pic. sources: 1, 2)

Friday, October 21, 2011

Ding Dong

Apparently, all of Michele Bachmann's paid New Hampshire campaign staffers have quit. Go Lexington! On Concord! (?)

While looking for news of that after seeing it mentioned on Twitter, I came across an even more delicious headline:

Michele Bachmann ignored by S.F. protesters

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Just in case you need an example of a rhetorical question

Is Fox News Inflating The Turnout At Bachmann's Latest Rally?

Hilariously, the lede for everyone else reporting on this event was how sparse the crowd was. Including a local Fox affiliate.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Koch-Backed Teabaggers Deliver Major Slap to Michele Bachmann

The Astroturfing group AFP (Mostly Imaginary Americans For David Koch's Prosperity) is holding …

... a summit in New Hampshire next month. Among attendees will be some familiar names with buzz about trying for the Republican nomination for the 2012 nomination.

Tim Pawlenty will be in attendance, as will Rick Santorum.

Haley Barbour, Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich have all been invited, but it is not confirmed whether they will be attending.

[...] ... low-profile businessman Herman Caine was invited and will attend, while South Dakota Sen. John Thune, who has announced that he will not seek the presidency, was invited and declined.

Okay, other shoe, time to drop:

Not attending, and not invited: Head of the Congressional tea party caucus, Rep. Michele Bachmann.


There's some babble from some spokesdrone later on in the post about how Bachmann wasn't a "serious" candidate back when they drew up the invitation list, but I'm not buying it. First, it's been obvious that Bachmann has been considering a run for many months, arguably since Obama's inauguration. At minimum, they could have put a placeholder in with her name on it and passed the word through back channels. Especially considering invitees like Santorum, Barbour, and Thune. Also, if they wanted her to be a candidate, I have to think that they'd believe their very invitation would encourage her to jump more fully in.

SOME might speculate that the real reason for the snub is that Sarah Palin told them she wouldn't show up if Bachmann did. Or, maybe we've just reach a moment of truth: Michele Bachmann is just considered too crazy, even for other crazy people to want around.

(h/t: RM/FB | x-posted)

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Her grasp of history is so weak ...

... she can't even keep her own lies straight:

"I never took this as a State of the Union response, necessarily," she said innocently. The title above the text of her speech her office released Tuesday night: "Bachmann's Response to State of the Union."

Discovered via this.

(x-posted)

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

They Just Never Stop With The Dog Whistles, Do They?

That fucking Steve King.

Not to mention Bachmann and Breitbart. An unholy trinity if there ever was one.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Garrison Keillor Wants Your Money!

To go to Tarryl Clark, that is.

Excerpt:

It's embarrassing to me and a great many Minnesotans that Michele Bachmann, a politician who is so busy grandstanding and giving interviews on Fox News that she doesn't have time to serve the people who elected her, represents the 6th District in Washington.

That's why I'm proudly supporting Tarryl Clark - and I hope you will join me by contributing before today's midnight deadline.

Minnesota's 6th District has some of the highest foreclosure and unemployment rates in the state, but in an interview with the St. Cloud Times, Congresswoman Bachmann was unable to name any "substantive" legislation she had passed.

[...]

P.S. Instead of working to solve problems, Bachmann talks about us as a "nation of slaves" and about the need for smaller government even though she knows better - the biggest part of big government is military spending, Social Security, and Medicare. Which would she do away with? Bachmann's so-called policies are just the old Bush economics that Alan Greenspan characterized as "disastrous." Help Tarryl defeat her by donating today.

(previously)

A message from Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD)

Email beginning:

In the face of fierce opposition from the special interests, the House of Representatives passed the DISCLOSE Act earlier this year. This act will shine a light on political expenditures and ensure that shadowy special interests, sham organizations, and dummy corporations cannot mislead voters. I was proud to be the lead sponsor of this important legislation.

We need more people in Congress who are willing to stand up to the special interests rather than with them, and that's why I'm also proud to support Tarryl Clark.

I hope I can count on you to do whatever you can to help her win in November.

Tarryl's opponent took big money from Wall Street then voted against financial reform that will hold the industry accountable; she took hundreds of thousands from big insurance companies and then voted to let them continue to discriminate against those with pre-existing conditions.

And when it came to the DISCLOSE Act, Tarryl's opponent once again sided with the special interests who seek to influence our elections.

And ending:

P.S. - As you know, Tarryl has raised more money than virtually any other Congressional challenger in the country, but her opponent continues to rake in the cash from her special interest allies and ultra right-wing national base. Help Tarryl grow her grassroots support with a donation today!

Tarryl Clark's opponent, as you may or may not already know, pictured to the right:

Michelle Bachmann and the Worst President Ever



We almost got her out last time. Let's do it this time.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sean Hannity and Wife Gave $5000 Each To Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann and separated at birth twin?Unsurprising, of course, but still worth noting for the record trumpeting to all of those out there who, unfortunately, do not pay enough attention to the close ties between FoxNews and the Republican Party.

Hart Van Denburg, of the Blotter blog on Minneapolis-based Citypages.com, has details and links, if you want them.

Hat tip to Lauren Beecham of the Tarryl Clark campaign, who invites you, if you would like, to offset the Hannitys' money here.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Michele Bachmann: Crazy by Three Orders of Magnitude

Michele Bachmann and separated at birth twin?Hope Tarryl Clark's people got a clip of this:

On a day when crowd estimates could provide their respective groups with political clout, Bachmann asked her audience how many thought more than 1 million people were in attendance. The question was met by big cheers from the gathering of about 1,000. "We're not going let anyone get away with saying there were less than a million here today because we were witnesses," Bachmann said.

(h/t: @Rumproast)

Thursday, August 12, 2010

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