Showing posts with label Conservapedia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conservapedia. Show all posts

Monday, December 10, 2012

So ... what's on the home page of The T®ustworthy En©ylopedia™ today?

Welp ... The Whore of Babylon, perhaps related to the bunch of stories in the right column following the lead one (Hosing the influence of evolutionist rats out of Britain before more British college women enter the sex trade!); recitation of line 1 of the The Creed (One thing you can be very sure of: The world is approximately 6,000 years old.[4]); some sports news (The liberal media continue to prefer failure rather than support playing the conservative Tim Tebow. Today the Jets barely squeaked by the 2-11 Jaguars.); and that's just the first glance.

Enjoy.

Or weep.

One of those.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Iz Serius Article. Haz Footnoatz.

If you ever get a Conservapedia result while Googling, click it. Lulz are practically guaranteed.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

ROFL @ Life's Darkest Moments

Easy enough to do when they happen to other people. As with, for example, Prof. Dave Noon:

The End of Education

…in which I emerge briefly from the end-of-semester grading abattoir to note that I have detected a student plagiarizing from Conservapedia.

I’m now going to go roust a bear from hibernation and make him eat my kidneys.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Never mind biology. You know what else? Physics is liberally-biased!!!1!

E=mc² Is a Liberal Conspiracy.

If it says so in The Trustworthy Encyclopedia, then it MUST be true.

Although ... Phyllis Schlafly's son is evidently a little butthurt. Here's a partial screengrab of his Very Important Project's current home page. (Click image to enlarge, and note that original screen grab is 666 pixels wide. Coincidence???)

Screen grab from Conservapedia, failing in an attempt to be snarky


What's worse, fundie wingnut math or fundie wingnut attempts at humor?

Also: PK happened to blog about this ("First They Came For The Climate Scientists") BECAUSE HE'S A LIEBRUL and that caused Tom Tomorrow to email him a link to his latest comic. (Which is a truly marvelous comic, but unfortunately, the margins of this blog are too small to contain it.)

(x-posted)

Friday, April 23, 2010

See what you're missing by reading the liberally-biased Wikipedia?

On today's front page of Conservapedia, "The Trustworthy Encyclopedia:"

Also noted on the front page: "Conservative Bible Project" now complete!!!1!

The Conservative Bible Project is a project utilizing the "best of the public" to render God's word into modern English without liberal translation distortions.[1]

And as a further measure of the utter cluelessness of these people, they note with pride:

A Colbert Report interview featured this project.[2]

(Remember?)

(x-posted)

Monday, March 09, 2009

Time for a Check-Up

Naturally, the previous post makes us wonder: What's doing over at that great online reference site that isn't poisoned by liberal bias?

Turns out their own section on the COLB "issue" is stale and remains surprisingly tame. Hope!

Ah, maybe not. Here are some partial screen grabs from the front page of Conservapedia, as of this moment:

Conservapedia front page items(enlarge image)

They're not even trying to keep up a pretense of objectivity anymore, are they?

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Your Moment of Conservapedia

From the entry about that guy whose birthday we just kinda celebrated:

The archetype of Washington as the republican champion has become part of America's collective idealization of faith-based citizenship …

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Where is Conservapedia?

[Update 2009-01-27 20:03] Looks like I put the whammy on things. The site appears to be coming back up, slowly. See the Comments.

As of this moment, Conservapedia, the "Trustworthy" (i.e., wingnut) version of Wikipedia, is missing from the Web. I'm not just getting a "site busy" or "server taking too long to respond" message; I'm getting a message saying that the name itself is unknown. (Try it.)

Would it be irresponsible to speculate? As those who might favor Conservapedia would say: It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

Tony Sidaway and The Pagan Temple both think it has to do with the posting on Conservapedia of a hit list of Democratic Senators, first reported by Wonkette.

Total Drek, after detailed analysis, thinks the site owner (yes, Phyllis's son) is trying to turn back the clock to better days:

Folks, there is only one possible conclusion: Andrew Schlafly is attempting to go back in time to when Barack Obama was not president and conservatives* had not been utterly repudiated by the masses. My best guess at this point is that he'll keep going until Reagan is in office.

A backup site, conservativeencyclopedia.com, supposedly containing a static (non-editable) version of Conservapedia, appears at this moment to have vanished, too. That URL now only shows a generic parked page, as though hosting bills have not been paid.

There's a timeline of recent events on the watchdog site, RationalWiki.

Developing ...

Friday, December 19, 2008

Mooning

Happened across the Conservapedia entry for the Moon. Just marvel at this sentence:

Atheistic theories of the origin of the Moon, widely taught for decades despite lacking the falsifiability requirement of science (see Philosophy of science), have been proven false.

Not falsifiable, yet falsified. Now that's magical thinking!

Birther Update: P.S.

I should have checked another source when I posted the latest on the Birthers and their adventures at the Supreme Court on Wednesday.

Here's the opening line from the entry for Barack Obama on Conservapedia:

Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly born in
Honolulu,[1][2][3] August 4, 1961) …

Monday, December 08, 2008

It's Just a New Toy (O A O)


Announcing: The Wingnuttia Search Engine!


I have added a Google Custom Search box to the sidebar. This tool allows you to do a Google-powered search over a restricted set of sites (instead of the entire Web). I call this set a sampling of Wingnuttia. It's made up of some of the better-known blogs and websites that represent the unhinged Right.


[Added] Wingnuttia Search has its own web page, too.



If you enter a search string into the box and click the Search button, your results should appear in a new tab (or window, I suppose), depending on your browser and how you have it configured. You may see Google-generated ads on the search page. These are Google's, not mine. TANSTAAFL.

As of this moment, the search space comprises 32 33 34 36 37 45 46 47 48 49 52 55 56 57 59 58 59 61 62 63 64 65 66 65 66 69 72 73 74 75 sites. I'll post the full list in the Comments in a few minutes [update: done].

[Update 2 (2008-12-12): the list now appears at the bottom of this post, and will be updated in that place from now on. The earlier versions of the list in the Comments have been deleted, out of some twisted sense of frugality on my part.]

Please feel free to suggest additional sites to be added to the list. Any other questions, comments, or criticisms are of course welcome, too.

Thanks to Twin for suggestions he's already made (and now to Dan Weston and J.A. Baker, too), and to Teh Sadlys, from whom I swiped an image to dress up the search results page, and who do such an inspirational job keeping an eye on the wingnutosphere. And if you're really new to Wingnuttia, Roy Edroso's guide is the best general introduction.

If you like this little toy but don't want to have to come here to use it, you have options:

  1. Click the "Wingnuttia Search" hyperlink above the search box. This takes you to the home page for this particular custom search engine. Bookmark that page.

  2. Click the "+Google" icon below the box. This takes you to a page where you can add this particular gadget to your own iGoogle page.

  3. If you want to grab the code for this gadget to embed it on your own blog or website, click the "Wingnuttia Search" hyperlink and on the new page, click the link labeled "Add this search engine to your blog or webpage." On that next page, click the "Get the Code" button. If you like, you can customize the look of the gadget before you copy and embed the code.

Have fun!

(alt. video link)

Cripes. Is that song really more than a quarter of a century old? Ouch.



Here is the list of sites that make up the Wingnuttia Search space, as of 2010-04-08 22:04.

Notes:

  • Sorting is naively alphabetical, except for a possible leading definite article. Therefore, you'll find both Ann Coulter and Anchoress, The under A.
  • Instapundit is not explicitly listed here. The Ole Perfesser's heh, indeeds are found as part of the search over the Pajamas Media domain. (See?)
  • Similarly for Big Hollywood -- it's under the breitbart.com domain.
  • Gateway Pundit now spews at firstthings.com, so I've added that whole domain to the list. I've left his old site on the list, for historical research purposes, though I'm not sure the old stuff is still there. UPDATE: Looks like he got fired, or got a better offer from Kelsey. He's now at rightnetwork.com. Again, old site left on the list, for the same reason as before. UPDATE: Fired again? No longer at rightnetwork, in any case. This time, just changed the URL for "Gateway Pundit," since the old Blogspot version seems to be gone or at least fully redirected.
  • Interested in a Canada-specific version? See here.
  • NB: (2008-12-17 17:37) Removed Lucianne from the list because Google is currently showing it as a site that may infect your computer with malware. [Site fixed, added back 2008-12-24 05:08]
  • Some search tips below the list
  1. Ace of Spades HQ
  2. Advice Goddess
  3. Althouse
  4. Ann Coulter
  5. American Power
  6. American Thinker
  7. Anchoress, The
  8. Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
  9. Astute Bloggers, The
  10. Atlas Shrugs
  11. Big Government
  12. Big Journalism
  13. Blackfive
  14. Blogs of War
  15. Breitbart
  16. Confederate Yankee
  17. Confluence, The
  18. Conservapedia
  19. Debbie Sclussel
  20. Don Surber
  21. Dr. Helen
  22. Eagle Forum
  23. First Things
  24. Five Feet of Fury
  25. Flopping Aces
  26. Founding Bloggers
  27. Free Republic
  28. FrontPageMag
  29. Gateway Pundit
  30. Heritage Foundation, The
  31. Hot Air
  32. Hugh Hewitt (See also Townhall)
  33. Human Events
  34. JammieWearingFool
  35. Jawa Report, The
  36. Jules Crittenden
  37. Left Coast Rebel
  38. Lileks
  39. Lucianne
  40. Macsmind
  41. Media Research Center
  42. Michelle Malkin
  43. National Review Online
  44. Neal Boortz
  45. NewsBusters
  46. No Quarter
  47. Pajamas Media
  48. Patterico's Pontifications
  49. PoliPundit
  50. Power Line
  51. Protein Wisdom
  52. Puma P.A.C.
  53. QandO
  54. RedState
  55. RenewAmerica
  56. Riehl World View
  57. RightNetwork
  58. Right Wing News
  59. Right Wing Nut House
  60. RS McCain
  61. RS McCain (old site)
  62. Say Anything
  63. Sister Toldjah
  64. Stop The ACLU
  65. Strata-Sphere, The
  66. TigerHawk
  67. Townhall
  68. Uppity Woman
  69. Velociworld
  70. Victor David Hanson
  71. Wake up America
  72. Wake up Black America
  73. Weekly Standard, The
  74. Wizbang
  75. WorldNetDaily

Search tips:

  • I often find that the results for a current hot topic are cluttered by frenzied chatter on Free Republic. To eliminate hits from the Freepers, add -freerepublic.com to the search string. (Note leading hyphen.) You can do this in the initial search or by adding it to the search box on the page of results.

  • To restrict the date range, do the search that you want. Then, on the results page, go up to your browser's location (address) bar, and add a string like this to the end of the URL: &as_qdr=d5. Then press Enter. (Note leading ampersand.)

    This particular example restricts the results to the past five days. You can use another number in place of 5, of course. You can also use, say, &as_qdr=w2 to get results restricted to the last two weeks, &as_qdr=m4 to get results restricted to the last four months, &as_qdr=y1 to get results restricted to the past year, and so on. Here's what it looks like after searching for obama and then appending &as_qdr=d5 to the URL of the results page.

    Note that, because of added comments or other updates to a given page, you may get hits from pages originally posted outside of the date range restriction you specified.

  • These techniques are general to all Google searches.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Light Bytes

• No More Mister Nice Blog -- three-line post of the month

• Bob Cesca makes me slap my head -- in my morbid obsession of tracking unhinged Obama-haters, how could I have forgotten to keep an eye on Conservapedia?

• Oliver Willis -- another awesome caption

• Wonkette has the video title of the day

• Possibly the only time I've thought dressing up as Darth Vader was appropriate

• Umbrage-takers alert -- Indecision2008 reports:

Last African-American in the Senate forced to give up seat. Way to go, America.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Conservative Neurology

You've probably gotten this advice a few times during this millenium:

Is this user 'piscivorous'?

I finally decided to take them up on it, and found one, right on the Liberals page of Conservapedia. Click to zoom.

liberal brain

I particularly like the frontal lobe labeled "Smarter Than Thou Tumor." Not too hard to tell what the wingnuts are most worried about, is it?

They hate us because they can't understand our jokes.

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