I hate to say I told you so, BUT

When the best you can say about your current status is, hey, at least I did better than Michele Bachmann, I think you don't even have Joementum.

 ← An ad accompanying the article just added to the lulz. If you've spent any time reading political websites this past decade, you'll recognize it as an obvious piece of Newsmax (slogan: "We are 1%! (less wingnutty than WorldNewsDaily)" clickbait. However, I think for once we can all agree on choice (c).