Thursday, November 05, 2009

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape!!!

(Okay, yeah. That title was just to torment frantic Googlers.)

Apparently, there's a tape out there of the queen of opposite family values petting her kitten. Only, not really her "kitten."

This made her go away.

Well, at least it made her drop her lawsuit against the beauty pageant people, reportedly within fifteen seconds of being shown the tape. I'm not, however, betting a nickel that this is the last we hear from this woman. She is the Groundhog Day of train wrecks.

I have the perfect next job for her, though: Crazier-than-Carrie lady needs a new chief of staff.

(h/t: Stew)


Doghouse Riley said...

I gotta tell ya, my own schadenfreude at the fate of this self-righteous, self-serving Monument to Plastic--to the extent that I give a shit, which is practically nil--is tempered by the fact that it aligns me with the people who perpetrate these bimbo minstrel shows, not to mention whoever it was gave Perez Hilton a public microphone.

I mean, really, if you don't want to hear "I believe Jesus wants marriage to be between a man and a woman, just like His was" then don't ask the question of a fucking beauty queen.

Brendan said...

I agree with you about the uselessness of beauty pageant people and gossip bloggers, but I will never fail to be delighted by wingnuts getting exposed doing the things they so piously condemn.

I don't think I have to be aligned with anybody to feel that.

Hardcore Max said...

Carrie PreJean says, "making a sex tape was the biggest mistake of her life", but rumors said she had 7 sex tapes! Wow, where are these videos available? I can't wait to see them all!