Only a politician could say this

Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin), speaking about the soon to be ex-Speaker of the House, John Boehner (R-Ohio):

... John’s decades of service have helped move our country forward ...

And here I thought gridlock meant being stuck, motionless.

Well, I suppose he did advance some interests, from time to time ...

(h/t: KK)

It's a bit runny. I LIKE runny. Oh, it's VERY runny.

When you chew on a Camembert rind, you’re eating a solid mat of mold.
    -- Carl Zimmer

(title: cf.)

Deep thought

Most of my coworkers are younger than Photoshop.

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