Watergate, by the way, did not begin with a tenth-rate burglary. The discovery and publicizing of "Watergate" did. The criminality behind it all probably began when some dewy-limbed girleen refused young Dick's bumbling advances, or some older kids stole his sled, and it was in full force long before Bob Haldeman first maced a Trick-or-Treater.
The above from Easter Bunny Riley, nailing some faith-based WaPo columnist to the cross.
Thanks, Easter Bunny! Bawk, bawk!