Here is a graph I have swiped from News Corpse, to show you the ratings for the first five episodes of Sarah Palin Pretends To Know How To Do Outdoorsy Things She Thinks Will Annoy Liberals, in Alaska.
So, after not much more than a month, she's managed to hold onto half of her starting audience! At this rate, she should be … eligible for a big raise for season 2!
Yep. Apparently, that's what she thinks, anyway: ONE MILLION PER EPISODE GIMME.*
That's how to fleece 'em: never let reality interfere with your sense of entitlement!