Thursday, December 16, 2010

We're gonna need a Poe's Law judge for this one

Either that, or it's the best bit of wingnut unintentional hilarity I've read all week:

“It’s not enough that Marvel attacks conservatives values,” the post states, “now mythological Gods must be re-invented with black skin.”

Yes. How dare anyone make shit up about made-up shit?

And wait'll someone tells the Council of Conservative Citizens (yeah, them) that blond-haired, blue-eyed Jesus probably wasn't … oh, never mind.

(h/t: Joe Vince (@MKE), via Roy Edroso | title: cf.)

[Added] Moar outrage!!!1!


Substance McGravitas said...

“It well known that Marvel is a company that advocates for left-wing ideologies and causes,” the boycott site insists.

So this latest thing is, uh, outrageous or something?

Brendan said...

Well, sure. For clowns like the Council of Conservative Citizens, there's left-wing causes and then there's actively dissing Teh Entire White Race. And blaspheming the Nordic (i.e., Aryan) deities, to boot! A whole new level of outrage!!!1!

merlallen said...

If you really want to piss them off, tell them Jesus was a liberal.

merlallen said...

I just noticed that they are boycotting COMIC BOOKS! How old are these people, anyway?

Brendan said...

Heh, yes. That Jesus. As Prof. Colbert reminded us just last night.

And as to how old they are: do you mean chronologically or intellectually?