Sunday, April 08, 2012

But does it say that thing about being screwed to two morsels of lumber?

My wife is a Muslim with years of madrassa education behind her, but when I mentioned Jesus’ virgin birth to her she was skeptical. “Does the Koran really say that?” she asked. I started to look it up, but five seconds later she waved me off. “Don’t bother,” she said, “I found it on Wikipedia.” And so it was written.

Thanks, Easter Bunny! Bawk, bawk!


1 comment:

Brendan Keefe said...

Post title swiped from Sedaris, of course. If you've never heard "Jesus Shaves," make it your next quest.