bjkeefe: How not to get me to read your spam

Thursday, June 14, 2012

The subject line:

Tim Russert's sex scandal exposed at funeral

Substance McGravitas said...: I'm kind of interested. Goats? Wetsuits?; 1:20 AM, June 15, 2012
M. Bouffant said...: Yeah, I'd click that. Have you gotten the one from the FBI, which is about to arrest you unless ...?; 1:52 AM, June 15, 2012
bjkeefe said...: All right. You two have persuaded me.

But still, I'd rather it be a Sadly post.

And no, MB, no word yet from the FBI. Spammers' view of me is that I crave knock-off watches and spend the rest of my time worrying about size matters.; 12:54 PM, June 15, 2012
Ocean said...: LOL!

My ads are about losing weight, losing wrinkles, getting men to love me, and the most recent, becoming a pastoral counselor. I guess they figured that if the former group fails, the latter will do.; 2:49 PM, June 15, 2012