Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Entire Internet Pauses to Make a "May God Strike Me Down If ..." Joke

Seen below: The statue near I-75 in Ohio known as "Touchdown Jesus," from some time ago, last night, and this morning.

Touchdown Jesus, before

Touchdown Jesus, during

Touchdown Jesus, after

This proves that:

  1. God is a Nebraska fan
  2. God is a baseball fan
  3. Due to Texas, God thinks atheists need help lightening up
  4. God is an iconoclast
  5. God has no problem with depictions of His Son, but c'mon, people, please: something less tacky than sixty-plus feet of plastic foam

Or, maybe something else?

“I can’t believe Jesus was struck,” said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched.

Actually, the answer most likely to be offered in the following days is is shown below:

How wingnuts see Obama

(h/t: KK, via email | add'l pic. sources: TJ before, final answer)

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