Seen below: The statue near I-75 in Ohio known as "Touchdown Jesus," from some time ago, last night, and this morning.
This proves that:
- God is a Nebraska fan
- God is a baseball fan
- Due to Texas, God thinks atheists need help lightening up
- God is an iconoclast
- God has no problem with depictions of His Son, but c'mon, people, please: something less tacky than sixty-plus feet of plastic foam
Or, maybe something else?
“I can’t believe Jesus was struck,” said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched.
Actually, the answer most likely to be offered in the following days is is shown below: