Beat this, for incentive to get out and vote

Special to Carlyfornians:

Remember that one fringe benefit to the "hard work" of dragging your butts down to the polls tomorrow will be a chance to pile on in the landslide that will be Mickey Kaus's defeat. Yes, of course you already knew that, and that's the only reason you're going.

But!

There is someone else running, to give you even more of a reward for fulfilling your civic duty, and here's the pitch:

"It'd be a disaster for the Republican party," says James Lacy, a conservative GOP operative in the state.

Orly Taitz for Secretary of State!

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DISCLAIMER: I don't think you'll actually get to vote for both, unless the primaries are more open than I think. But! You'll get to vote against him or for her!

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