Apparently, there's this annual thing called the Bele Chere festival that's been going on since the 1970s AND! it "has become more perverse with each passing year."
What to do, if you're the sort of person who cannot bear the thought of other people having fun, much less in ways that make you all squirmy inside?
Well, obviously. Send in "Christians from at least nine states" to "witness" at them! And then just bask in all the sweet, sweet repentance.
(pic. source: screen grab from a TED talk by Michael Shermer, at 11:00)