Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Line of the Day: 2012-09-19

WillardWait, what?

Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars'


“I know just how hard it must be to get through a miserable, destitute life that is rife with crying babies whose shrieks consistently disrupt the affluent members of society who actually contribute something to this world,” said the GOP candidate, adding that he wanted to make amends for his recent statements and reach out to what he called the country’s “snaggle-toothed street people” and “hell-spawned savages.” “I know it can be challenging to wake each morning, covered in your own feces and refuse, and get back out there on the streets to beg for spare change and food scraps, always one step from dying right there in an alley.”

“I know your challenges, and I am ready to fight for you,” he added

Ok, yeah.

(h/t: Mark Kleiman)

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