... when they finally shut you down for good, you will have to admit that a big chunk of the last of your money went into paying Jonah Goldberg to write for you ("119 articles since 2000," and that's what you're willing to admit to).
This Jonah Goldberg:
SHORTER JONAH GOLDBERG: Liberal scientists want us to die, so they're wasting time on this global warming baloney when meteors are the real menace. Here, intern, put in some P.J. O'Rourke-type similes and send it to TownHall. But don't make them too good -- we don't want anyone to catch on.
(The worst part for me is knowing the hee-haws it's going to get from the dimmer half of denialist set (yeah, there are dumbers and dumberers); e.g., when the killer meteor is compared to the size of John Edwards's house. And, oh yeah, the only reason he didn't use the house belonging to the person you'd think he would have was because he wanted to name-check him thus: "… no time to defrost Al Gore's frozen head …")
This Jonah Goldberg:
… the spectacle of Jonah Goldberg citing "science writer Gregg Easterbrook" (I wish I were dead) …
(And if you don't know from Easterbrook, see here and especially here.)
This Jonah Goldberg:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JONAH GOLDBERG:
Unmockable. Just read it. Holy shit. Holy shit.
That Doughy Pantload.
[Added] Doghouse Riley also weighs in.
[Added2] And follows up.
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