Man. Brando just keeps getting better. Here's one from a few days ago that I just caught: "Bush to the Future."
Don't walk. Run. It's that good.
Man. Brando just keeps getting better. Here's one from a few days ago that I just caught: "Bush to the Future."
Don't walk. Run. It's that good.
When I was a kid, my mother (who is the nuture and the nature behind my usual language fussiness) frequently challenged my use of "hate" and "love." She insisted that these words meant a rarely-approached extreme, and that they should be reserved for use in connection with people, and only a very few people at that.
I dunno. I never took to that, whether for reasons of offspring-obnoxiousness or anything higher minded. As evidence of my continuing immaturity, or weak vocabulary, or whatever, I just got through ranting on Brando's blog about how I hated "Lola," "Behind Blue Eyes," and anything by Cat Stevens. (Fortunately, it was one of his always entertaining what's-on-my-random-iPod posts, so I was somewhat within context.)
It just occurred to me that Heather Havrilesky once defended her overuse of the word "fuck." Since she was first, and better, I'll not go on at length about "love" and "hate."
I'm just sayin', for those of you who think I'm a stick in the mud about all things usage.
First, DST:
You probably already know this, but we're springing ahead (ahem) a few weeks early this year in the U.S. -- this Saturday night/Sunday morning (and falling back later, but that's not for a few months yet). Here's a pretty good NYT story on the "mini-Y2K" aspects of the new definition for Daylight Saving Time.
Extra points for word-nerdliness if you looked at the spelled-out DST above, noticed the lack of a trailing s, and knew it to be correct. I'll not go on further about this. [Added: Or will I???]
… pause for obnoxiously loud sighs of relief from the grammar wonk haters in the peanut gallery …
Here's a handy MS link (here's another, which should point to the same place, ultimately) that gives you the details concerning the Windows version of the mini-Y2K drama that may or may not be looming. Basically, if you have Vista, you're okay. If you have XP SP2, and you've been regularly updating Windows lately, you're okay. All others (like me on my main blogging machine): follow the link and optionally run diagnoses, download patches, etc. Probably you need to do this with IE, and not any other browser, for full functionality.
I've looked at, but not run, the fix for my Win2k machine. I'm going to let it go and see what happens. (Fortunately, my machine is not hooked to any power plants, airline reservation systems, automated drug dispensers, or dam controls.) I'll let you know if anything exciting happens. I expect my ancient VCR will be befuddled. It remains to be seen whether the cordless phone, cell phone, and other computers are up to snuff. I'm pretty sure the cats are DST-compliant -- they've been yowling for food ever earlier lately. Photophiles.
Quicktime security update:
Latest Mac OS X updates: a security patch and bug fix update for Quicktime, which brings you to v7.1.5, and a feature enhancement for iTunes, which brings you to v7.1. "Better sorting options" is one of the advertised iTunes features, so that made it worth it for me. I'll suffer through the Quicktime download, for security's sake.
Warning for you last-minuters: The iTunes update is an irritating 27 MB download, and Quicktime's patch weighs in at its usual svelteness: 44 MB! (Never think MS is the only company suffering from bloatware.) So, budget a little time if you're not on a very high speed connection. (70 MB takes about half an hour on my cheap DSL line (256k), probably 10 minutes on mid-range 768k DSL lines, a few minutes over most cable modems, and until the Rapture if you're on dial-up. (TC, I feel your pain.))
Get them both through Mac's Software Update, off the Apple menu.
On my PC's version of iTunes, I showed v7.0.2.16, and "check for updates" said that was the latest for the PC. Checking for updates through Quicktime's Help menu seemed to hang, which felt vaguely familiar. Acting on this memory, I downloaded and installed the new version of Quicktime, which … surprise! … turns out to be the iTunes installer file! Well, you can't have iTunes without having Quicktime, even on the PC, and hey, what's another 40 MB between computers?
After the download, versions show as 7.1.0.59 for iTunes and 7.1.5 for Quicktime. iTunes's "check for updates" again says it's completely up to date, and Quicktime's again seems to hang.
… pause for a long, long moment of wondering why I maintain this broken software on my PC in the first place …
Who can tell me about playing .MOV files on Linux? I'd like to know.
If you're running Firefox (v1.5) on Ubuntu Linux, and you suddenly find a problem with connecting to secure sites, there are some notes on my Ubuntu blog. Let me know if you want details -- the notes are a little terse.
Bottom line: upgrade to v2.0.0.2 fixed the immediate problem, although upgrade not done through Upgrade Manager, so I'm unsure what happens next time v1.5 or v2 updates are released.
Daryl Cagle has posted a collection of political cartoons that remark on the passing of late great Molly Ivins. Some good ones.
Mozilla released an update for Thunderbird yesterday. Several security fixes and stability patches, it says in the release notes.
The usual Help -> Check for Updates
drill should handle things in Mozilla's usual smooth way.
On a related note, I just heard from Lou, who has a new machine that runs MS Vista. He says Vista can't run Outlook, his preferred email client (for reasons passing understanding), not to mention most of his old Office suite.
Imagine that.
Five years in development, a steep price tag, heinous hardware requirements -- a GIG of RAM just to run an operating system? -- and the new Windows can't even run Microsoft's own existing software.
Costs lots to get moving? And the result of the investment is a garish appearance that doesn't perform that well? Vista is the Paris Hilton of operating systems.
Update 2007-03-03 12:41:41
Just a little more snark: This from a couple of weeks ago, via PC Advisor:
Popular Windows software that is conspicuously missing from Microsoft's list [of applications guaranteed to run under Vista] includes Adobe's entire line of graphics and multimedia software, Symantec's security products, as well as Mozilla’s Firefox web browser, Skype's voice-over-IP software and the OpenOffice.org alternative to Microsoft Office.
Monopolistic behavior? What monopolistic behavior?
Do not miss A. O. Scott's review of "Wild Hogs" in today's NY Times. Scott masterfully takes down what sounds like the movie to miss of the year.
To give you a sense, here's the headline for the review: "Hitting the Road for Some Hot Man-on-Bike Action."
While walking through the grocery story parking lot today, I saw a car pulling into a space, and thought, "Wow. Pretty nice looking Camry."
Getting closer, I could see the logos and nameplates on the rear end. Turns out it was what we used to call an "entry-level" Mercedes-Benz.
The question (assuming that I'm the focus group): Should Toyota designers be happy? Should MB designers be sad? Or is it probably just a good thing that I can no longer identify make and model like I could when I was sixteen?
On the other hand, one of the early warning signs of impending geezerhood is making statements like "all cars look alike nowadays."
The image I have of Roger Angell, I realized yesterday, is thirty-five years old -- the one that appears above, taken from the dust jacket of The Summer Game.
I think The Summer Game was every other book that I read in 1972 and the next few years, devouring it cover to cover every time we visited the grandparents who had it on the shelf. Summers passed, Grandpa died, Grandma moved to an assisted-living apartment, and one of the few compensations for all this sadness was being bequeathed the treasured volume. I still reread it every year or so. Although I can no longer detect the aroma of Grandpa and Grandma's living room, it remains a treat to open. It is on a very short list of the best books about baseball ever written. Several other contenders on anybody's Top 10 list are also by Angell.
I had not read any of his non-baseball work before finding his latest, Let Me Finish, on the "New Nonfiction" shelf a couple of days ago at the library.
Angell says that Let Me Finish is not the result of planning to write a memoir, nor was he ever one for keeping a diary, but that he found himself with a collection of memories that he'd written down over the past three years.
Protestations of modesty or intent aside, there is the feel of a theme running through the essays. Maybe it's just a tone of voice. Whatever the case, it's consistent and it's wonderful. Angell's prose continues to flow as smoothly as a big cabernet sauvignon, especially if you have some chocolate to go with it.
There is nothing mawkish or maudlin about this book. Angell has a rare ability to make reasonable an unapologetic view of the innocence and optimism of decades past. These are not the mutterings of a codger, wishing you'd stay the hell off his lawn. He makes clear that some things have gotten better, does not pretend that everything about the past was perfect, and even, sort of, acknowledges that today's more ironic point of view is occasionally not without merit. I wish that no one had previously used the phrase "grow old gracefully," because I can think of nothing more appropriate to characterize Angell in Let Me Finish.
Something I didn't know is that Angell is the stepson of E.B. White. He grew up in two households, living with his father during the week, and his mother and White on the weekends. One of the essays is about White, and another about his father, Ernest, and my feeling after reading both is that Angell gained far more than he lost from being raised this way.
There is one baseball essay in the book, and his favorite sport appears throughout, like a radio on in the background, getting turned up when a rally starts. Baseball is probably the one area that he covers where I am old enough to share his sense of before and after. Though I'm little more than half Angell's age, and don't remember baseball not being on television, we're of one mind about a sense of loss and a distaste for the current state of affairs. I know how much it irritates me to contemplate Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aaron's home run record; Angell, who saw Babe Ruth play, must be doubly queasy. Neither of us care for the current assault on the senses at the ballpark, and both of us shudder at the game's devolution into sports-industrial complex, not to mention the gossip column coverage of the players. But here again, he does not harp. I was left feeling that he has, like I try to, merely demoted paying attention to baseball on his list of priorities, occasionally indulging only in a wistful twinge.
Here's the way he looks on the dust jacket of Let Me Finish:
Highly recommended.
Photo credits:
From The Summer Game: Judy Tomkins
From Let Me Finish: John Henry Angell
MoveOn.org is running a petition campaign urging Congress "to demand President Bush seek congressional authorization before considering military action in Iran."
Can't hurt to try, can it?
To add your name, visit: http://pol.moveon.org/noescalationiniran/.
An upgrade to Firefox was released in the past couple of days, a patch to address some security holes and some Windows Vista issues. See the release notes for details, if you want them. The upgrade is smooth and painless, or at least, it was for me.
If you already have Firefox 2.0.x installed, you can use the Help > Check for Updates
menu sequence to perform the upgrade, or, in many cases, to verify that the upgrade already happened (Firefox does its minor upgrades automatically, unless you have shut this functionality off).
If you haven't upgraded from v1.x to v2 yet, you probably should. Details for this major upgrade are available by following the release notes page link above.
… courtesy Fats Waller:
Your pedal extremities are colossal.
To me you look just like a fossil.
Guess the song? (Hint: there's no way to correctly apostrophize (sorry about that) the second word in the title.)
You know how the creationists like to talk about the eye as a "proof" that some things just could not have happened via evolution?
Look at this picture:
Yeah, it's a gross bug, and it's probably a little hard to look at. (Or not. Click it to zoom.)
My point here is: look at those two little things to the top-center of the bug's head. The things that look like outgrown nostrils. Or vaginas hoohaas. Those things with the single whisker sort of thing growing out of the top of them.
Those "whiskers" are probably some kind of antennae.
It's not too hard to imagine a mutation of this bug's ancestor, wherein the compound eyes to the outside of the skull worked a little less well, just by chance, and the apparent secondary sensory organs, located more centrally, worked a little bit better, again, just by random mutation. Maybe this worked better in one particular otherwise stagnant pond, two hundred eighty million years ago.
We can also speculate that the offspring might well have continued to favor this bit of preferential randomness. How are we to say what the difference is between sight and heat sensation (which I guess is what those inner things are for in the case of this particular bug), or what the separation is, between smell and some other kind of sensory input? Yeah, those central things look like nostrils. But how are we to say that the compound eyes didn't shift to the sides of the skull to become ears, and that the things that look like a nose didn't become what we now call eyes?
I think we can't. What we learned as "our five senses" back in grammar school are really just five ways of participating in the electromagnetic spectrum. Or the sensing community, or something.
Check out this picture.
Nice to see what can be accomplished without Photoshop.
The NYT reports:
After a year of courtship, Harlequin, the leading publisher of romance novels, has entered into not a marriage, exactly, but what a Harlequin heroine would call a meaningful relationship with Nascar, the stock-car racing association.
To which I can only respond: Isn't it nice to be part of the intellectual elite?
Clare mentioned David Brooks's recent strange column [T$] in an earlier comment, in which Brooks presents a strong defense of Hillary Clinton.
Now there's an item even more bizarre: Richard Mellon Scaife, after spending millions of dollars and most of the 1990s hounding the Clintons, has apparently "had a rethinking" and now believes "Clinton wasn't such a bad president. In fact, he was a pretty good president in a lot of ways …"
I am unsure whether to quote Hunter Thompson or Airplane here, so I'll give both:
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
and:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
In another sign of just how bad things have gotten in this country, there's now a controversy about the children's book, The Higher Power of Lucky, this year's winner of the Newberry Medal.
To wit:
The inclusion of the word [scrotum] has shocked some school librarians, who have pledged to ban the book from elementary schools, and reopened the debate over what constitutes acceptable content in children’s books.
I know the media like to cover (read: inflate) controversies, but reading about banning a book just for mentioning a body part -- right after "The Vagina Hoohaa Monologues" nonsense -- makes me think the terrorists are winning.
Oh, wait. They already have.
Well, saying that will probably be banned tomorrow, too. Let's just say that the hoohaas are having the last haha.
From today's NYT story about the House vote on the resolution:
With 392 members speaking, the debate lasted twice as long as when Congress voted in 2002 to authorize the use of force against Iraq.
Count on politicians to stand up and be counted when it doesn't really count, I say.
(Update: link fix)
Did you ever hear of the concept of a list of X things to do before you die?
I might have heard of it for the first time when Fearless talked about it in Boomtown. Maybe half a decade ago? It kind of crystallized a vague notion that I'd had for years.
Some people have X = 1000, and I think my list is probably about that size, although I don't have a handy wallet-sized hardcopy like Fearless did. Whatever my own value of X, though, I'm do know that the percentage of items checked off is no more than 10%, even after imposing a severe reality filter.
But I did nail one of the biggies yesterday: I got to hear my favorite author read, in a room no bigger than half my apartment. He read two excerpts from recent books (Uncommon Carriers was one) and finished with a third piece, part of something about chalk, to be published in the New Yorker in about April.
If chalk makes you wonder, bear in mind that this guy once wrote an entire book about oranges, and I dare you to read the first ten pages and then try to put it down.
He didn't do a Q&A, and we didn't have enough time for me to wait in line to have a quick word, but that's probably for the best. My knees knock, my palms gush, and my brain threatens to go BSOD just thinking about the possibility in retrospect.
In my dreams, I would have brought my copy of Giving Good Weight, and instead of having him autograph it, I would have asked him to write, somewhere in the endpapers, the name of Otto's new restaurant. (Otto is the Brigade de Cuisine.)
John McPhee is the man.
Thanks, Clare.
I came across an excellent blog last night, Jens Alfke's Thought Palace. Here are a couple of excerpts that made me laugh out loud (emph. added):
Just when it seemed, a decade ago, that the programming world had settled on C++ as the lingua franca, the One Language To Rule Them All, instead we got an explosion of new high-level languages that have risen to popularity. Why did this happen? Chiefly because the World-Wide Web has conditioned users to expect five-second delays before any responses to their actions, which provides an environment ideally suited for interpreted, garbage-collected scripting languages.
(The whole thing)
And:
Me, I defected long ago. I’m another of those Apple Java engineers who dropped out. I spent five years as a raving Java fanboy, but I gave up after optimizing AWT, implementing drag and drop, and trying to make 1,200 pages of crappy APIs do the right thing on the Mac. Then I took a one-week Cocoa training course, and wrote the first prototype of iChat.
Desktop Java never worked because Sun tried to build their own OS on top of the real OS, duplicating every API and feature. This led to terrible bloat, making every app as heavyweight to launch as Photoshop. Worse, the GUI portions of the Java platform are awful, because Sun is a server company with no core competency at GUIs. The APIs are too clumsy to code to, and compared to any decent Mac app, the results look like a Soviet tractor built on a Monday.
(The whole thing)
A lot of Jens's site is programming-specific. One post of particular note that is not: Ozone. This is a fine piece of hallucination. Jens also provides optional background music on this page -- I recommend it.
Thanks to Jeff Atwood for the initial link.
… is the new holder of the record for the most "I'm shocked, shocked!" responses:
If you insist on torturing yourself, story here.
The headline and teaser from the first runner up:
Educators and students say the University of Phoenix’s focus on the bottom line has eroded academic quality.
This story is worth a glance, if for no other reason than the disturbing photo of the University's president.
You do have to take some hope in learning that bishops in the Anglican church are called "primates," however. Maybe Darwin isn't on the Index of Forbidden Books for all sects.
I haven't been posting as much lately -- laptop death and general mood-cycling are two of the reasons. Also, I have been having thoughts more fleeting lately, and either they don't cohere, or I'm too lazy to put in the effort to expand upon any one of them.
This is the blogger's primary quandry -- posting after not having posted for a while: is an apology really the best thing to start out with?
That's enough of a disclaimer, don't you think?
So, without further ado, here are some of the random thoughts that made it at least as far as my notes.notes file in the past week or so. Some mild editing and re-sorting have been done to prevent embarrassment over typos or truly incomprehensible segues. Some embarrassment doubtless remains. But maybe one or two of the following jottings will provoke a discussion. And we definitely need more discussions. And fewer debates. (But feel free to shout back however.)
Evidently, that was not enough of a disclaimer. (Or maybe, we've moved onto the parentheticals.) Maybe now we are done with all of them. And the sentence fragments, too.
Other than that, I can only say: The back button remains your first and best defense.
That was your final warning.
A quick fix of visual stimulation and forlorn imagination may be obtained by visiting The Astronomy Picture of the Day.
Here's what went though my mind the last time I went there:
When I was a little boy, I imagined that I'd have a reasonable chance at having a job on the moon. I was about nine when the Apollo missions first started landing there, and it seemed a reasonable extrapolation.
In retrospect, it still does. I often look at the full moon and get sad about how funding priorities shifted.
Contemplating humans visiting Mars seems like the next thing that we should really, really do. The problem is, at least a decade of hard-core robotic missions has to be done first -- no, probably two or three decades' worth, given the travel times, waits for conjunctions, etc.
And given our financial and political system, it's awfully hard to pay for that kind of extended, mid-range financing. Not much to show for a quarter's -- or even a year's -- work.
A decade's worth of work? I've got no doubt about that. Give me ten billion a year for ten years, and I guarantee that me and the rest of the off-planet geeks could tell you a story that would make your hair stand on end -- you'd have the same passion that we have right now.To put my price in context: that's about one-tenth of the lower end of the estimates of the cost of your president's current
deciderismdecision makingismdecision concerning Iraq.
As I've said to practically whoever has ever been in earshot, I strongly believe that the only way to ensure the long term, and ultimate, survival of our species is to develop the capability to get enough seeds off planet Earth. As Robert Wright has said, the technology for destruction is growing faster than our ability to contain it.
Plan B: (the momentary optimist rears his ugly head:)
Maybe we'll blow a significant chunk of ourselves away, but we won't exterminate ourselves. Hopefully, the last few will retain enough of the ClifNotes to get back up to speed quickly, and enough healthy respect for the unintended consequences to try a different path the second time around.
Which led to:
Here's Where I'd Like The State of the Art to Move To:
Remember those watch ads from like the '70s, where you were told that as long as your wore your watch, the normal movement of your arm would somehow keep the thing going?
I have 4 rechargeable batteries. Two go in my camera. Two go in a pocket flashlight. During winter, I can conveniently carry the flashlight in a coat pocket (ditto camera -- we'll see what summer brings). The flashlight, while occasionally handy, is really just a way to carry two backup batteries, with the obvious occasional fringe benefit function tossed in. Anyway, I'd like the fact that I carried the flashlight to imply enough movement to keep the flashlight batteries slowly charging. (The camera's batteries' charging from just being carried around is Dream 2.0.)
For v0.5, could you come up with a gizmo that, say, straps to your thigh and you can charge batteries by walking/jogging? Should be small enough to strap to iPod or other waist gizmo, or have own belt/clip. Big enough to charge 2 AA batteries, say.
The Humanerator? The HumanGenerator? The HumGen????
Beltpack has some kind of storage battery. Maybe this instead of carrying batteries to be recharged, although latter would be better. Thin cable to thigh, some kind of piezo? thing to generate elec charge from being moved.
Would like other Professor items from Gilligan's Island, too. Exercise bike to charge batteries might be more immediately practicable. Also, treadmill, other home exercise gear.
Cynically, all of these devices are already plugged in. Could make v0.1 actually do nothing -- just add battery charging compartment to exer dev, charge off existing line current. Greens would buy this.
This is how the big boys would do it, I suspect.
This has been another in a series of great ideas that you could (maybe) make large dollars from. I would, but I'mmore of a big picture guytoo lazy.
And of course, there is always the resident manx to provoke a musing:
Did you ever watch how a cat approaches a new thing in a room? Slowly. Slowly.
And then when she gets close, especially if the new thing isn't moving, she does one final test before she actually gets close enough to put her nose on it: she fakes a dodge away from it. It looks at first glance like a startle reflex, but it's so perfunctory that it really looks more like a feint.
The evolutionary advantage of this is easily guessed at: You (the cat) are priming yourself for a quick getaway right before the moment of ultimate risk. Also, if some annoying thing that should by rights be your next meal might be just playing dead, the close up sudden move should overcome any possum playing.
And we all like to play with our food.
If instead of "manx" you spell it ManX, it looks more gay. This will probably scare Republicans. This last is a good thing.
From a bad moment with my explorations of web radio:
- Music/Voices that set me on edge
- creed
- hootie and the blowfish
- frank sinatra
- elvis presley
- elvis costello
- the clash
- michael bolton
- kenny G
- any version of anything heard in a grocery store
There are many more.
From a few days ago:
It's a disturbing thing when you realize that you are in a new habit of keeping your cigarettes even more handy than they were in your last system. I have lately started keeping the pack and the lighter right on my desk, instead of in the handy slot of the dragon ashtray.
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I am also smoking more. Perhaps these two phenomena are not unrelated.
A thought so recurring that it has no real dateline:
Story beginning:
I often think about suicide. Apart from the unresolvable worry about hurting those few close to me, I next don't do it because I'd want my suicide note to be book length.
Sometimes I work on part of this book. But the work goes slowly.
It's therefore hard to say whether procrastination is ultimately a good or bad thing.
And no, this isn't a cry for help. Or even attention.
Well … maybe attention.I have the plan that disturbing thought that these random thought things could suddenly become a regular feature. Maybe you'd better vote:
Accept | Decline
I'll have to be a little more careful about setting fires in my apartment, I guess.
More icicles on my Picasaweb site.
I recently came across a site that streams "chill" music. If you like this sort of music, visit: HelpMeChill and click the "Listen Live" button in the upper right corner.
A smaller pop-up window will appear -- without any "play" button -- the music will eventually just start playing. It takes a few seconds on my system, which may be due to initial buffering. You should see a message in small type in the pop-up window that it is "initiating media" while the wait happens.
For a truly bizarre experience, do this on two computers at once.
Recommendations for others in this genre most welcome.
Nowadays, security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally. I dare anybody to do that once a month on the Windows machine.
- --Bill Gates, 2007-02-01
He really said this. He really did. Just a day or two ago.
Thanks to Rixstep for pointing this out and to the Clix Exchange forum for supplying the reference link.
I'm overjoyed to see the flood of fond remembrances for Molly Ivins, all across the Web, in print, and over the air. I don't have any words that seem sufficiently distinct to add. If you've read this blog for a while, you know how I felt about her.
On the night that she died, I started to compile some links to the better pieces that I saw, but … there's no need. You can find them.
There is one link that I'd like to offer, however: Betmo has posted a great picture. It must have been taken very recently. You can see clearly what cancer, and the attempted treatments, have done. But check out that toughness, and check out that smile.
Makes me wish I'd never used the word "hero" before, so I had it in reserve for this moment.