Okay, sixth isn't exactly first, but by that town's standards, it's practically a new world record.
Golf claps to our Chief Justice for basically doing nothing, which I'm sure will soon cause him to be labeled an ACTIVIST JUDGE!!!1! by some denizens of Wingnuttia.
And speaking of leadership, we must salute the Catholic Church -- specifically, its Washington Archdiocese -- for being at the head of the pack, too. In the race to the bottom, I mean. No pun intended.
Ah, never mind any of them for the moment. It's a good day. Congratulations to all the happy couples in our nation's capital.