Self-Damning With Faint Praise?

I dunno, but this bit from the bio of my latest Twitter "follower" seems … not a field swamped with competition, maybe?

I produce the highest quality apple cider vinegar based health solution bottled in Napa.

I mean, throw in a hyphen or two, and we're pretty nearly talking party of one.

But hey, Beverly helped push me over the magic 80 threshold, at least for the moment, so … thanks, Bev!

And Ashton, watch yer ass!