Here's the first couple of slides to get you started:
See the rest.
Baratunde, if you didn't already know, is digital director of The Onion. The slides are part of the
pimping celebration of the release of his autobiography. Of course there is an affiliated website filled with fanciness, because, come on, digital director. [Insert joke about bossing around white people here. But keep it tasteful so as not to upset Charles Murray fans.]