It's too easy to make jokes about the VP and his errant shotgun -- it's like shooting . . . never mind . . . so I have resisted (mostly) the urge to pass them along.
But this one was pretty good. According to The Washington Post, Steve Martin posted the following on HuffingtonPost.com:
Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. "I didn't really shoot the President twice," said Cheney. "The second time I shot him, I was president. It wasn't until my third shot, where I accidentally shot my own foot, that I had shot the president twice."
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Just came across a Molly Ivins piece, published 2/16/2006, in which she says: "It's not as though the ground in Texas is littered with liberal Republicans. I think the vice president winged the only one we've got."
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