Saturday, January 07, 2006

Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead!

Tom Delay Mug Shots
Which old witch? This old witch!

The Dean of Unreasonableness himself has finally bowed to the inevitable, and has announced that he would not seek to regain his post as Chief Bullying Bug Boy Speaker of the House.

"I cannot allow our adversaries to divide and distract our attention," the Texas Republican wrote in a letter to his fascist cronies fellow Republicans.

By "adversaries," we presume, he means "the law."

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