Thursday, February 02, 2012

Okay, yeah, they probably wouldn't prevent tranmission of STDs

But still, ladies, how cool would it be if instead of having to carry around condoms (due to the … uh, forgetfulness, yeah, that's it … of men who have something else swamping their minds), you could instead, in an intimate moment, reach into your purse or the bedside table, and PULL OUT A RAY GUN?

"Now, now, dear, this won't hurt a bit."

(h/t: Rufus Polk)

P.S. Because Uncle Eb will be mad if that's the only picture I use, let's have equal time, and present an ad for … uh, sneakers, yeah, that's it … that just happened to appear on the same page. (Thanks, Google!)

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