You like Dr. Phil? Me, neither.
But maybe the following will change your mind. (Thanks for forwarding, KK!)
Subject: finding peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
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