This just in: The Department of Homeland Security has discovered that Microsoft Windows is vulnerable.
Not that computer vulnerabilities aren't a legitimate concern, and I did, in fact, apply the patch. But anyone using Windows and possessing a grain of common sense already uses some variation of Windows Update, right?
And doesn't DHS have better things to do, like watching the Canadians, securing petting zoos, and protecting Amish popcorn factories?
Priorites, fellas. It's all about the priorities.
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