When I first saw this story, I thought it had to be satire. But, as we all know, The Nation has very little sense of humor, and they're reporting on it, too.
For a limited time, all little boys who order a Happy Meal get a toy Hummer.
Re-read that last sentence in case you missed all of the outrageous aspects.
Yes, only boys. Little girls get "Polly Pocket Fashion Dolls."
Here's my reaction: