This morning, after getting out of the shower, I went over to the sink to shave. I took the shaving cream, razor, and deodorant out of the medicine cabinet. I wet my face, shook the can of shaving cream, sprayed a nice glob into my left hand, (mmm, lime), and
stopped just before I applied it to my right underarm.
A house without caffeine is a dangerous house.
Okay, i'm back from the store now. All is well.
Oh, crap. I just poured maple syrup in my coffee.
j/k
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