Friday, July 20, 2007

1 Nightmare. 1 Dream.

KCRW's Left, Right & Center finished up this week with a chilling note: Tomorrow, Dick Cheney will officially be the Acting President of the United States. George W. Bush will be undergoing a colonoscopy, so he's going all Section 3 of the 25th Amendment on us.

Let's resist the temptation to ask how Bush being unconscious for a few hours tomorrow afternoon will differ measurably from his state of awareness the past six years, or to wonder, really, just how much of a change in power is this? Let's also be grown up enough to avoid nominating auxiliary instruments to be used during the probe of the First Anus.

Instead, let's just indulge in the thought of Sugar Ray Leonard uncontrollably flashing back to his bouts with Roberto Duran:

Sugar Ray Leonard (and some stiff)

Photo credit: Xinhua/Reuters

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