Friday, September 14, 2007

And speaking of ducks ...

... even the branding now sounds lame.

Mission Accomplished

Stay the Course

Plan for Victory

And now (all new!!!):

Return on Success

Of course, I did not watch the latest "speech." But, despite the sinister machinations of the Liberal MediaSM to suppress The TruthTM, somehow …

Message: I got.

You might, after nine or eleven beers, be interested in the official Spin Fact Sheet offered by the Bushies prior to the speech. Sample excerpts (I am not making the words, bolding, or excessive capitalization up):

The Way Forward … General Petraeus Believes We Have Now Reached The Point … So We Can Adjust Our Military And Civilian Resources Accordingly … If We Withdraw Prematurely, Violent Extremists Would Be Emboldened, And We Would Leave To Our Children A Far More Dangerous World.

Message: Ears hurt.

Maybe they shouldn't have let the grammar maven go.

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