Republican Scott Brown, who is running for Senate against Martha Coakley in Massachusetts …
… claimed that he was unfamiliar with the “Tea Party movement,” when asked by a reporter.
If he's telling the truth (odds approx. 1,000,000,000:1 against), then he is an infiltrator from the planet Neptune. OMG, WAIT. HAS ANYONE SEEN HIS BIRF CIRTIFIKIT???1?
But seriously. See what I meant about the alternative being worse, surly liberals?