Sure, you are proud to identify yourself as a conservative. But you really hate it when libtards (like me) call you a wingnut. Do you deserve this label? Find out now with this handy one question test!
You learn that President Obama will not attend the annual Gridiron Dinner, a tradition whereby the president pals around a group whose "65 members include the most prestigious journalists in Washington." In a private setting. He will be the first president to skip this event since Grover Cleveland. His stated reason: the date of the event conflicts with his daughters' school spring break and the Obamas will be out of town.
As a conservative, your reaction is to:
- (a) Salute the president for his family values, not to mention for disdaining the media elite.
- (b) Howl with furious glee because this proves he can't speak without a teleprompter!!!1! (LOL! Hi five!)
[Added] If you chose (b), you might be happy to know that your friends think this also means he's "[n]ot comfortable enough in his own skin" (Moe Lane), "too thin-skinned" (JammieWearingFool), not as classy as George Bush, and this will make people miss Bush even more (WizBang), showing "a faint whiff of ingratitude" by "stiff-arming his sycophants" (TownHall), and last but not least, just like Nixon(!) (Don Surber).
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