Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Wingnut Hate Machine Firing On All Cylinders

As we chafe at the excruciatingly slow progress being made toward the repeal of the US military's anti-gay policy of "Don't Ask Don't Tell," we can take a moment to marvel at the connections made by Bryan Fischer: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE USED GAY SOLDIERS??? HITLER, THAT'S WHO!!!1!


But Hitler recruited around him homosexuals to make up his Stormtroopers, they were his enforcers, they were his thugs. And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders, but that homosexual solders basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict on whomever Hitler sent them after. So he surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Brownshirts, were male homosexuals.

Evidently, this has been a fetish for Fischer for some time now. From the archives of watchdog Jody May-Chang, here is a picture of him next to his favorite book, part of a post describing Fischer's support for the death penalty for gays. (Oh, but only in Uganda. For now, at least.)

Bryan Fischer likes Pink Swastika

Who is this guy Bryan Fischer and what else does he spend his time obsessing about? Well, this won't exactly floor you, but he is "the director of Issue Analysis for Government and Public Policy at American Family Association," an outfit that believes in "promoting the centrality of God in American life" and "promoting the Christian ethic of decency." So, naturally, in addition to calling gay soldiers Nazis, Fischer thinks all Muslims should be deported.


Anonymous said...

Only a matter of time till he's caught with a bag of boy's underpants in his desk drawer. These guys are alike as raindrops.

bjkeefe said...

Crap. I meant to end the post by offering to host a pool where readers could bet on how long until he was caught in an airport men's room doing crystal meth with a male hooker who was "just there to lift his luggage," while dressed in not one but two wetsuits.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, 'just there to lift his luggage' wins, anyway. Metaphor of the month, clearly.