Friday, May 18, 2007

Church Membership Drive Gone Horribly Wrong

Or … maybe they're looking to appeal to the flesh-eating zombie community?

Zit Dinner


Anonymous said...

There is a pasta called "strangle priest."

bjkeefe said...


Jinnet said...

Bunny was confused by the New England "tag sale" on his first trip - it's all yard sales where we are. Sometimes there's the occasional garage sale or rummage sale. But no tag sales!

No zit suppers either, though. At least, not yet.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know about strangled priest pasta, so I thought this was a Flying Spaghetti Monster church of pastafarians putting on a supper served by adolescent members of the church. If you're going to serve zit pasta it needs to be al dente, any other way it's too runny and gross, but then I'm sure the pastafarians would know that. :-)

bjkeefe said...


>>>any other way it's too runny and gross

ROFL! I had to read that one twice to catch the subtlety.


I have heard the phrase "rummage sale" since before I can remember. But I've never actually seen a sign advertising one. Have you? Do they actually have such things out there in OH?

Now that I think about it, it sounds like something that cows would visit, for bargains on feed that would cleanse their colons.