Saturday, May 12, 2007

Taking unbelievable to the next level

Would you believe that Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for DUI?

How about that there's an online petition titled "FREE PARIS HILTON?"

Okay, then, how about this as the first paragraph of the petition?

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.


As of post time, 23,466 people have acknowledged their mundane lives. The other billion people on the Internet are evidently hoping for a bad-girls-in-prison video.

(Hat tip: PC Advisor.)


Anonymous said...

On the news out here in Calif Gov Schwarzenegger said yesterday that he hadn't received any petitions to pardon Paris Hilton yet and he had more important things to worry about in the meantime. We'll all feel a lot safer with Paris Hilton behind bars.

bjkeefe said...

Stop lying.

What you want is to see her, chained to bars.

But seriously, good on Ahnold for refusing to take this idiocy seriously. And thanks for the local perspective, TC.

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton -- isn't that a hotel in France? How can you pardon a hotel? What I want is to see her chained naked in a bar. :-) Or did that already run on You Tube and I missed it?