Monday, December 22, 2008

New Record Set for Tight Assery

Brent Bozell: Keeping an eye out for the next exposed nipple
PTC Founder
L. Brent Bozell III

The American Taliban, also known as the Parents Television Council,* apparently no longer content with spamming the FCC every time a wardrobe is perceived to have malfunctioned or blowing a load fuse every time someone on TV mentions masturbation, has expanded its never-ending quest for reasons to be outraged. Now under their microscope: YouTube comments.

Yes. YouTube comments.

Seriously, does anyone who uses the Web not already know that with the possible exception of, there is no larger online repository for teh stupid than YouTube comments?

Among other shocking findings from the PTC's latest "study:" searching for the word "porn" RETURNS LINKS THAT LEAD TO PORN NEARLY HALF THE TIME!1!!!1!


I am not making this up.

(h/t: Dwight Silverman)

* As of the time of this post, Brent Bozell had not contacted us to deny the speculation that he omits the apostrophe in Parents Television Council because apostrophes remind him of sperm cells.

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