Apparently someone did not exactly wow 'em with her opening statement at last night's
Trainwreck in Arizona gubernatorial debate?
• @ExitPass: "Jan Brewer's Emmy Acceptance Speech"
• John Cole: "It’s the Palinization of politics."
• Betty Cracker: "I don’t want to pity Jan Brewer/But holy fuck, she makes Palin sound like Cicero."
• Dan Amira: "Jan Brewer Was Unaware That Debates Often Include Opening Statements."
• Jason Linkins: "... could charitably be called a 'complete and utter disaster' … It's like she forgot her book report was due or something! … Does Jan Brewer, in her opening statement, qualify as a 'headless body?'"
• Davin Gordon: "Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Opening Statement: Nailed It./Honestly, she should just take off her mic, drop it on the floor and walk off the set. O-V-E-R, bitches."
• @jeffreycaldwell: "AZ gov shows the very real dangers of heat stroke."
• @JarrettGC: "It's very hot today, and experts say the best way to cool off is to stand next to a frozen Jan Brewer"
• @nicvatar: "illegals could have done better"
• @HariDNC: "Jan Brewer does her best Miss Teen South Carolina"
• George Zornick: "Jan Brewer Struggles To Recall Her Accomplishments"
• Hick With A Master's Degree: "She may be out of touch, and she may be a liar, but she's a rising star now."
• @cliffschecter: "Finaly got 2c Jan Brewer clip frm lst nite. Holy Lord-Half expectd her 2 whip out beer bong, trn 2 Goddard & ask him 2 pass the pringles #p2"
• @DMillerDC: "Just watched the Jan Brewer debate video. Makes my public speaking look like freakin' William Jennings Obama King Jr. in comparison."
• @steveweinstein: "Jan Brewer to sue Obama for her debate debacle. Said: I know we'll lose on sb1070 and Obamacare, but this one truly is his fault."
• @leepacchia: "Good morning...but I digress..."
• @markos: "Brewer should've winked."
I might have missed a few.
But! you ask, could it get any worse?
Oh, you must not have heard about the (imaginary) beheadings.