So I awake this fine morning to discover that events -- or Whoever -- may be conspiring to give me Ozzie Guillen and Manny Ramirez in the same clubhouse.
What could possibly go wrong there?
[Added] Earlier from CPP on that decision by the St. Louis Cardinal's manager's decision to go to the Lardfest at the Lincoln Memorial:
LaRussa is going out of his way to celebrate a demented television creature who combines the intellectual firepower of L. Ron Hubbard with the sincerity of Ted Haggard and the civic conscience of the Ebola virus.
Unlike Mr. Pierce, I will hold this against Albert Pujols, too.