Thursday, January 01, 2009

Disambiguate This

I've mentioned the heartbreak of Googlegängers before. Now I'm even more annoyed. Instead of them setting me up to be mistaken for a TV reporter, why couldn't my parents have named me Brad Stone?

Brad Stone: Wikipedia Disambiguation page


I mean, who wouldn't want to be introduced to the planet as follows?

He is a tanned, muscular top man known for his large, thick penis. A dildo modeled on his penis has been produced measuring 29.2 cm (11.5 inches) long, overall from tip to suction cup, and 5.1 cm (2 inches) in diameter, with an insertable length of 22.86 cm (9 inches).

The page where that introduction resides concludes:

This article on a pornographic actor or actress is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

Starting off the New Year right: with dick jokes!

Have a Happy One.

(h/t: TWiT, eps. 118, during the introduction of Brad Stone)

2 comments:

Beth said...

I'd rather meet Brad Stone - the journalist.
Happy New Year to you!

bjkeefe said...

Sorry I missed this earlier, Beth. Happy New Year to you, too!

Yeah, I think we're together on who we'd rather meet. Who we'd rather be, though ... you go first.

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