And whaddya know, here we are, in next week.
Remember Wayne Allyn Root (not to be confused, as I momentarily was, with long-time Palinite Wayne Anthony Ross)? He was going to be Vice President of these Galtian United States, until Sarah Palin came along and forced ACORN to steal the election?
Okay. Let's start here: Wikipedia tells me that one of W.A.R.'s children is named "Remington Reagan Root."
(h/t: Willie Nelson and Rod Stewart, o/c | x-posted)