Monday, July 05, 2010

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Randians

A few days ago, I predicted elsewhere that the latest Peak Wingnut point (achieved thanks to the tanning bed tax taking effect) would last "until next week."

And whaddya know, here we are, in next week.

Remember Wayne Allyn Root (not to be confused, as I momentarily was, with long-time Palinite Wayne Anthony Ross)? He was going to be Vice President of these Galtian United States, until Sarah Palin came along and forced ACORN to steal the election?


Okay. Let's start here: Wikipedia tells me that one of W.A.R.'s children is named "Remington Reagan Root."

Wayne Allyn RootEvery picture tells a story, don't it?

Take it away, Roy.

(h/t: Willie Nelson and Rod Stewart, o/c | x-posted)


Substance McGravitas said...

He also had a really crazy piece about home schooling that made me fear for his kids.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you'll be amused to learn (if you didn't know already) that "root" is Australian slang for sexual congress, about on par with "shag" in terms of rudeness.

It is for this reason that I prefer not to pronounce "router" as "ROOT-er", due to it provoking excessive unwanted childish sniggering. "ROWT-er" is the alternative pronunciation.