... so we are unable to verify any of that business about "on the third day He rose again."
But there's lots else to see, in this Playboy photo shoot featuring Jesus!
The best part of this, though? It seems this spread (heh) appeared in the Portuguese version of Playboy, and they have been summarily cast off from the mothership, because, as the Playboy VP of PR says, "It is a shocking breach of our standards …"
(What Would Andrew Tanenbaum Say?)