Calm Yourself, Mr. Zeleny

Writing about Judd Gregg's (R-NHaturally) withdrawal of his earlier decision to accept Barack Obama's invitation to be Commerce Secretary, Jeff Zeleny says [emph. added]:

Since the president took office last month, not a week has passed without the White House responding to a personnel crisis.

I can't even imagine what words Zeleny chooses when he runs out of balsamic vinegar, sees a cat clearing a hairball, or heaven forbid, breaks a nail.